It has become that time of year when Burgerville has Sweet Potato Fries. These are my diet kryptonite. But Sweet Potatos are good for you right? So, it should be okay if I have some, right?? It is precisely this sort of thinking that has contributed to the massiveness of my behind. I gave in to temptation yesterday (and it was damn good by the way). Hopefully this week I will be stronger. Oprah’s diet and exercise book has a recipie for Sweet Potato Fries that you bake, making them “crispy” by coating them in egg whites and cajun seasoning. Yeah, just not the same Oprah. I may try it anyway tonight, though.
Damn you Sweet Potato Fries! Why do they have to be so delicious???

What better way to lose weight than to attend a Roller Derby sporting event, watching buxom ladies get ample excerise with athletic prowess, while I sit around watching eating beer and pizza.

The event kicked ass, but man, bad for my goal. I’m going to walk an extra mile today, plus I’ll be playing the drums for a few hours, so I should burn some of it off. Back to square 0.

Found this on the web, and I thought to myself, boy, I oughta do more screwin’ if I’m serious about this. It’s published everywhere, I don’t know who to credit it to originally.

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Thus far I have eaten one banana, a bowl of oatmal, an apple, a bowl of soup, and a tuna (in water) sandwich without mayo.

Makes me feel mighty proud. How one percieves their body is fairly interesting. I consider myself overweight, but not fat. I’m unhappy with it because I feel soft and inactive. But when it comes down to it, I’m sure I look a skinny hipster kid to a truly obese person. Weight alone isn’t the factor, I just want to feel healthy. I’m sure I could weigh exactly as much as I do now except the weight comes from rippling, shaven, veiny muscle mass and tone, instead of four years of beer with biscuits and gravy.

I’ve never been superbuff or anything either. I used to keep fit by doing two things: Working manual labor, and skateboarding. That was all I needed. Now that my bones are brittle, and I work on a computer, I don’t do enough of either and have suffered the consequences.

I found that Kirstie Alley’s Thirsty Valley Fat Actress Blog on Jenny Craig is mildly entertaining for exactly 2 seconds.

i thought that drinking water rocks, thustly making you feel like a rockstar. I feel like the opposite of a rockstar. I don’t feel anybetter, or for that matter, look anybetter. I consume at least 64 ounces of water daily.

I don’t like this theory.