So, I’ve uncooled the gym like a motha fucka again. Anybody whose anybody doesn’t go to the gym, but instead gacks out on diet pills. I’ve decided to compile a list of diet pills I have tried, just for shits and giggles.

First there was the nectar of the gods, never to be replaced by anthing, METABOLIFE. If I could buy ephedra illegally and risk deportation, I would. Next there was METABOLIFT-after Ephedra was banned. It totally sucked, I don’t even remember who makes it. Then I tried METABOLIFE ULTRA which just gave me a caffeiene headache. Let’s see, then I tried LEPTOPRIL, which made me feel like I was crazy, but a hungry crazy bitch. My latest purchase you may be wondering? TRIPMSPA with none other than Anna Nicole as a spokeswoman.

See, I thought I was done with these wacky pills but I heard about TRIMSPA twice. Once from my sister in law, and again from Betsy. Once Betsy told me her trainer recommened it, I went out to the nearest whatever and bought it.

So. Today is my first day, and it seems to be working! I’m not all jittery, but my appetite has definetely decreased today.
I should also note, that although I did uncool the gym, I made walking on the waterfront very cool again. It’s cool because I take Ethan out there and if anybody out there can do math, I am getting paid for working out, cause I ‘m with the kid.
Additi0nally, Kyle and I are eating well these days, while cooking out of my handy dandy weight watchers cook books.

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