Reasons to Lose Weight - Blobby Face
October 28th, 2005 by Kyle at 3:54 pm(1) Fear of having my face taking on a bloblike life of it’s own and crawling down my chest. Even if I am the head of one of the most profitable corporations in the world.
Case in point, the happy melting face of Exxon’s CEO.

October 28th, 2005 at 6:22 pm
Dude! His chins ate his neck! He looks like that scene in Indiana Jones where the evil Nazi guys’ faces melt when they open the Ark. I guess pillaging other peoples’ retirement money doesn’t leave much time for diet and exercise. If I ever look like that you all have permission to kill me.