Weight Loss

Reasons to Lose Weight - Blobby Face

October 28th, 2005 by Kyle at 3:54 pm

(1) Fear of having my face taking on a bloblike life of it’s own and crawling down my chest. Even if I am the head of one of the most profitable corporations in the world.

Case in point, the happy melting face of Exxon’s CEO.
Exxon CEO

One Response to “Reasons to Lose Weight - Blobby Face”

  1. Betsy Says:

    Dude! His chins ate his neck! He looks like that scene in Indiana Jones where the evil Nazi guys’ faces melt when they open the Ark. I guess pillaging other peoples’ retirement money doesn’t leave much time for diet and exercise. If I ever look like that you all have permission to kill me.

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